Seven Sassy Steps to Conversational Writing

Grab your favorite mug and fill it to the brim with your brew of choice, because we're about to embark on a caffeine-fueled journey into the heart of conversational writing. Imagine you're sitting in a cozy café, the aroma of freshly ground coffee beans wafting through the air, and across from you sits your best friend - your writing.

Right now, it might be a bit stiff, a bit formal, more of a high tea than a casual coffee chat. But fear not! By the end of this article, we'll transform that uptight Earl Grey into a laid-back latte. So, stir in your sugar, add a splash of cream, and get ready to dive into the seven sassy steps to scintillating conversational writing.

Let's get brewing, shall we?

1. The Art of Self-Surveillance

Ever caught yourself talking to yourself? No, you're not going crazy. You're just preparing to become a conversational writer! Pay attention to your own speech patterns. How do you start a conversation? What words do you use often? Do you follow the Queen's English or do you break the rules? The answers to these questions will help you develop your unique conversational writing style.

2. The Voyeur's Guide to Conversational Writing

Now that you've mastered the art of self-surveillance, it's time to become a linguistic voyeur. Listen to others talk. Not just in movies or TV shows, but real-life people. Eavesdrop on conversations at the coffee shop, the grocery store, or the park. You're not being creepy, you're only writer gathering samples of real-life conversation to improve your craft!

3. Literary Stalking: Finding Your Idols

Find writers who have mastered the art of conversational writing and stalk them. Not in a creepy way, of course. Study their writing patterns, the phrases they use, and how they engage their readers. Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

4. The Imaginary Friend Technique

Remember your imaginary friend from childhood? It's time to bring them back! Write as if you're talking to a close friend. This technique helps you maintain a conversational tone and keeps your writing from sounding like a monotonous speech.

5. Breaking the Fourth Wall

In conversational writing, the fourth wall doesn't exist. Address your reader directly. Instead of saying "one should consider," say "you should consider." It's like having a one-on-one conversation with your reader.

6. The Art of Casual Rule-Breaking

Conversational writing doesn't always follow the rules of formal writing. It's okay to start a sentence with "and" or "but." You can even end sentences with prepositions. The key is to know the rules well enough to break them effectively.

7. The Goldilocks Principle

Finding the right balance in your writing is crucial. You don't want to sound like a stuffy professor, but you also don't want to sound like a teenager texting their friends. Avoid too much slang, but don't be afraid to use informal language when it fits. In other words... "not too formal, not too informal"

A Final Word...

Conversational writing is all about making your reader feel like they're having a chat with a friend. So, relax, have fun, and let your personality shine through your writing.

As the great William Shakespeare once said, "Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood." Now, go forth and write conversationally!